shiney. let's be bad guys.

I'm Hanrawr.
Glasgow is my home.
I like the random :]

wailtothethief:

Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.

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ppyajunebug:

Wayne Brady has reached the level of Eternal Scout

(Source: sandandglass, via dammitmoriarty-imatimelord)

prettyboyshyflizzy:

Dude: I seen you walking by and i just had to say something you’re gorgeous may i get your number

Girl: ok, sure ill give you a shot, i hope you’re not crazy

Dude: ok thanks cutie put your number in

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Girl:

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nigga … is that a… oh sorry i cant i forgot i… i…..left my house on fire im in a rush maybe next time

*power walks away*

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